Compliance

I would move to Germany.
I would learn Russian.
I would spend 34,000 dollars to go to school in California.
I would play chess with people who are going to beat me every time.
I would make sure that I don't split my infinitives.
I would make spaghetti if I ever wanted to propose.
I would only watch Doctor Who on days that you aren't around...

If I were...

If I were a month, I’d be december.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be saturday.

If I were a planet, I’d be mars.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a octopus.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a sillimanite cats eye.

If I were a flower, I’d be a Darwinia Meeboldii.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a rainy day.

If I were a color, I’d be royal blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be sorrow.

If I were a fruit, I’d be an banana.

If I were an element, I’d be water.

If I were a place, I’d be a deserted building.

If I were a taste, I’d taste like cotton candy.

If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of petrichor.

If I were an object, I’d be a journal.

If I were a body part, I’d be wrists.

If I were a song, I’d be “rainy monday" by shiny toy guns.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be worn down vans.