Unrequited Love?

I don't understand why we have the term "friend zone" when unrequited love is already a completely valid thing. They are exactly the same. It's not like girls find out that you like them and then decide to maliciously become your friend with the intent of leading you on and then ultimately breaking your heart. It literally is just "I really like your personality, but, incidentally, I do not want to fuck you." Which, apparently, is a foreign concept to most people. Friend zoned is basically just a term to take the blame off of yourself and put it on someone else.. Rather than accepting the fact that you should probably stop hitting on/pining after your friend, they should just decide to like you. I'm not even saying it's a bad thing to be in love with your friend. It is highly common, and entirely understandable. But you will save yourself a lot of heartbreak and awkwardness if you just try to move on. So, basically...... Stop.

Dealbreakers

• Being cheery all of the time
• Not liking BBC's Sherlock
• Being of inferior intelligence
• Telling me everything will get better (that is the worst don't try to make every sad moment into a happy moment I wont like you if you can't be gloomy go away)
• Liking stupid television shows, i.e. Spongebob, My Little Ponies, Jersey Shore, etc.
• Trying to be mushy on valentines day
• OR trying to hold my hand/ wrap your arm around me when it's hot out

                          1. ew no
                          2. like seriously, why

• Picking on my dreams. Even if you're joking. I'll punch you in the throat.